
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.90 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 100.33 | 102.87 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
This crewneck sweatshirt reads like a cozy sigh you can wear. Soft, medium-heavy fabric and a clean, classic cut hold the playful embroidered phrase — “I’m not stressed I’m just a little... Unhinged” — in calm, cursive lettering. It settles easily over jeans or lounge pants and feels like the loose, warm hug you reach for on slow mornings, late-night puzzle sessions, or when you want to laugh at your own wildly human moments. The gentle neutral color and subtle stitch details let the statement sit front-and-center without shouting. It’s for people who appreciate dry humor, laid-back style, and clothing that quietly reflects mood. Wear it around friends, at small gatherings, or on evenings spent unwinding; it’s the kind of top that starts conversations while keeping comfort first.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Embroidery options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for added strength
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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